kixienuck:

They saved my life…

you-said-this-is-suicide:

lol

(Source: cedricfredrick)

(Source: just-tired-of-thiis-place)

(Source: queenforadaay)

ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart:

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! by kayleighkuhlman on Flickr.

demoncolbert:

i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him

i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust)

samuelshakusky:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”